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Grandma in courtGrandma Goes to CourtDefense Attorney: What is your age?Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense Attorney: Did you know him?Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.Defense Attorney: Why not?Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago.Defense Attorney: What happened next?Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.Defense Attorney: Why not?Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years.Defense! Attorney: What happened next?Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!"….And that's when I shot the son of a bitch![Üye Olmadan içeriği ve Linkleri Göremezsiniz. ]][Üye Olmadan içeriği ve Linkleri Göremezsiniz. ][Üye Olmadan içeriği ve Linkleri Göremezsiniz. ]

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